There’S No Doubt Now, I Have Full Blown Man Flu

There’s no doubt now, I have full blown man flu

There’s no doubt now, I have full blown man flu. My gums and eyeballs ache and I awake at 3am with a mouth as dry as a vulture’s crotch. I sound like that famous Russian aviator Dimitri Chestikov. Despite my obvious distress Mrs Christmas is delegating various Countdown to Christmas tasks; No.17 – troubleshoot and…