You’re not really serious about this are you? Failed at the first hurdle. Sort yourself out and upload a head and shoulders shot.
Are you a logo? A building? Do you have four legs? The profile is meant to be about you.
The Face in Shade
I can see that you’re a human, aged 20-60, possibly male, but that’s about it.
The Over The Shoulder
Are you David Brent? This is a business website not recruitment page for TV extras.
The Party Dress
The shot taken of you in that bar in Ibiza holding a half empty Pink Mojito at 2am. You’re clearly someone who enjoys a night out, but what are you like in the office?
The Other Half
So you cut a picture of the two of you in half and uploaded the bit with you in it. You now appear to be leaning to one side with a stray hand on your shoulder.
The Webcam DIY
The view of your nostrils with a slight fisheye effect while you frown trying to get the angle right is not a good look.
To save time you uploaded the same picture that’s on your name badge. You know, the one taken when you were 123rd to be photographed on a hot day in 2010.
You’ve got one decent picture of yourself but it’s from 2003. Scrub up and upload something more recent.
“Hello, my name is Larry. Larry Lovemyself.”
Q: “If you’re in a crowded room, how do you tell which one is the pilot?”
A: “Just wait. He’ll let you know soon enough.”
Yes, your cleavage can attract attention, but probably not the sort you might want on LinkedIn. Try Tinder.
Have you seen other examples that made you wonder? Let me know in the comments below.